“you can disagree with mitch mcconnell and still wish him well” i wish he would have died right there on camera in front of america that shit would have been fire and i think what the country really needs right now for healing
they roll me in for urgent lifesaving surgery but the surgeon has to leave the room because they see my face and get all flustered and start blushing and giggling bashfully and then when a new surgeon comes in to take over it happens again and it keeps happening with all the surgeons and eventually i die cutely on the operating table without a single incision
